This is too funny not to reblog
I have a question. Who are all these people who battle scary diseases, “with courage until the very end”? Isn’t there anyone who battles them while throwing a tantrum like a baby?
In those dreadful hours when own my heart attack hit me, I sweated and hyperventilated and finally calmed my panic long enough to manage a single, transcendent thought: I am going to be a coward about this.
This is my inspirational story.
The chest pains came over me last Halloween, just after the trick-or-treaters had left. You’d think God could have just toiled-papered my house or something. But he had other ideas for me, evidently.
It turns out that the emergency room on Halloween is kind of a happening place. I was soon stabilized, alert, very much not-yet-dead. I found myself talking with a rather pleasant doctor – an Asian woman, Dr. Ling.
“You know,” Dr. Ling…
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