I Love You, Spamfolder People
A Roman à Spam
by Rottington Post
The following is based on the author’s actual spamfolder contents. Names have been changed to protect the identity of the actual email bots.
From: Lily Valentina
Subject: Why Aren’t You B@nging Me?
Bang your neighbor, it’s totally normal! I am not about love and marriage, I am fully about sxx! Busty girl-next-door 5’7”curves luvs 2 please. We can play different roles. Click me.
See ya soon!
From: Rottington P.
Subject: Re: Why Aren’t You B@nging Me?
Thanks so much for the generous offer!
I’m so relieved to learn that it’s totally normal – and from an expert such as yourself. I am already fantasizing about the normal things we will do together. I’m all about sxx too. Seems like we would have a lot in common. By the way, I love your minimalist prose…
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