Health Bill explained
Donald Delivers Healthcare Load
Yes, fellow Trumplandians, it’s happened! Our President’s “healthcare” act has passed. After all the pushing and straining of a constipated old man’s bowel movement, Donald Dump’s bio-hazardous legislation has passed! It exploded out of the Lower Chamber of the House on May 4th. Paul Ryan, racing out of the Capitol bearing the official Presidential Chamberpot, shared the glorious news with the world.
It was just six weeks ago that the original Crap Sandwich Healthcare Act (CSHA), denying healthcare to millions of Americans while giving billionaires a huge tax break, failed to garner enough support among rightwing extremists. Fortunately, through the magical give-and-take of the legislative process, and after offering assurances that this time it will definitely hurt poor people, it passed. O Great Day in Trumplandia! King Donald has discharged his duty!
The president celebrated the miraculous passage by doing what he does…
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